Cinema Secrets Wall Mounts & Chucky Mask Ad

Any reader of Fango magazine in the early 90's surely remembers this ad for Cinema Secrets Wall Mounts FX. The ad was usually prominently featured on the inside front cover. I still prefer the hooded Zombie wall mount out of the group. 

I always got a laugh out of the "not a wall mount" copy under the Chucky mask. Really? I pictured some poor sap who was so disappointed when the mask arrived in the mail after failing to read the fine print just wishing the mask was actually a wall mount...